Stupid STP

Seriously, WTF??  So, Mrs. Switzer is riding the STP this weekend.  Now I have to schlep all over the freaking state, I have to leave work early to pick up packets and stuff, and the dog has to go in a kennel.  I have to stay in a hotel!!  All so Portland can get a little press by having 4 million bicycles on the streets on Sunday. 

Bastards.  I want my weekend back.