Worst. Song. Ever. -- LIVE

Hat tip to the Slog.

Playing at the Rebar, to my tremendous delight (although I’m quite likely to miss it)…

‘Trapped in the Closet’ (HIPHOPERA) The Brown Derby crew—infamous for their fast-and-loose staged readings of everything from Showgirls to The Exorcist—take on R. Kelly’s epic tangle of sex, cops, guns, sex, midgets, cheating, cherry pie, sex, and sex. They will perform all 12 released episodes of Trapped in the Closet, plus the as-yet-unreleased 13th episode. Featuring Ian Bell, Imogen Love, Rebecca Davis, Nick Garrison, Dusty Warren, Adé, Sarah Rudinoff, Cory Nealy, Kirk Anderson and Evan Mosher of “Awesome,” and others. (Re-bar, 1114 Howell St, 233-9873. 8 pm, $10, 21+.)

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?? THIS IS THE COOLEST THING EVER! I suppose I’ll have to settle for YouTube’s collection of Trapped-in-the-Closet-obilia, since I can’t go see the live version. *sigh*