Delay out? OH. MAH. GAWD.

Wowie! Unlike what a big, strong Texas man would do, Tommy-boy looked at the poll numbers and then this little piggie went "Wee wee wee!" all the way to his condo in Alexandria, VA, where he's changing his legal address so he can become a lobbyist one year from his early retirement date in June.

That's right, this schmuck realized he was going to lose and basically told his district to screw themselves. And yet conservatives are climbing over each other to fawn over his 'integrity' and 'strong leadership'. Delay himself claims it's all the liberals' fault (because what with being out of power in every branch of the government, those liberals are always beating down the poor, downtrodden Republican majority leadership and their hundreds of millions of dollars in contributions. Poor Tom.), and that he's never broken a law, nor even violated House ethics rules (this, of course, despite his indictment and multiple...citations? by the House Ethics Committee back when it used to meet). Aawwwwwwwww.

Anyhoo, this is an exciting day; hoist your frosty malted beverage of choice to the sky and say "One down, 14 to go!", and enjoy yourself before the next Republican atrocity hits the newswires.

Maybe Tommy needs to order himself a Green Prosperity Handkerchief...