No global warming. Repeat after me, no global warming. It's all a dreeeeaammm...

Well, ain’t this just a pickle?

Indigenous hunters are falling through thinning ice and say that prey from seals to whales is harder to find. Rising levels of ultra-violet radiation may cause cancers

Fortunately, since we’re the top polluter in the world and the richest nation ever to exist, W feels it’s too expensive to join Kyoto and cut our emissions – but developing nations should have to do it, too, since they have so much extra wealth laying around. Bastard.