Dobson gets it wrong...again

"Even if we did have only Christians in our midst, if we expelled every non-Christian from the United States of America, whose Christianity would we teach in the schools? ... Would we go with James Dobson's or Al Sharpton's?"

                                                                     -Barack Obama

This is one of the reasons I was behind Obama early.  He's able to speak about religion, clearly, openly and directly, to people like me as well as to Christians and people of all other faiths, without dragging us down the rabbit-hole of choosing sides and deciding what God wants "us" to do or not do.  But James Dobson has a problem with this (and specifically, with this two-year old speech).

Dobson took aim at examples Obama cited in asking which Biblical passages should guide public policy — passages like Leviticus, which Obama said suggests slavery is OK and eating shellfish is an abomination, or Jesus' Sermon on the Mount, "a passage that is so radical that it's doubtful that our own Defense Department would survive its application."

Aside from MSNBC pussing out by saying "Obama said" Leviticus suggests slavery is OK and eating shellfish is an abomination (because, um, A: Obama didn't just say it, he quoted it, and B: the bible doesn't suggest it, it confirms it.  This "Obama said" thing is intended to keep MSNBC out of the debate and make it sound as though they're just reporting on Obama's "interpretation".  Thanks, pussies!), I can't wait to see what James has to say!

Dobson ... accused Obama of wrongly equating Old Testament texts and dietary codes that no longer apply to Jesus' teachings in the New Testament.

"I think he's deliberately distorting the traditional understanding of the Bible to fit his own worldview, his own confused theology," Dobson said.

"... He is dragging biblical understanding through the gutter."

As Obama said, is this traditional understanding of the Bible Dobson's understanding, or Sharpton's understanding? Because they ain't the same thing.  James, you're not the arbiter of tradition, as much as you'd like to think you are.  But hey, thanks for making Obama's point for him!  There are many thousands of biblical literalists whose traditional understanding of the Bible does call for them to avoid shellfish and avoid touching anything a menstruating woman touches (read more about them in this great book).  Anyone who's spent any time with Christians understands that they're, um, human.  And being human, they are complex, and within even one congregation you will find many different "traditional" understandings of the Bible.  So Obama's point stands.  Which would the government choose to teach in schools?

Continuing in his twisting of Obama's speech (likely) or inability to comprehend it (also likely), Jimmy D says this:

Obama, who supports abortion rights, is trying to govern by the "lowest common denominator of morality," labeling it "a fruitcake interpretation of the Constitution."

"Am I required in a democracy to conform my efforts in the political arena to his bloody notion of what is right with regard to the lives of tiny babies?" Dobson said. "What he's trying to say here is unless everybody agrees, we have no right to fight for what we believe."

What is Dobson referring to here?

Democracy demands that the religiously motivated translate their concerns into universal, rather than religion-specific, values. It requires that their proposals be subject to argument, and amenable to reason. I may be opposed to abortion for religious reasons, but if I seek to pass a law banning the practice, I cannot simply point to the teachings of my church or evoke God's will. I have to explain why abortion violates some principle that is accessible to people of all faiths, including those with no faith at all.

Now this is going to be difficult for some who believe in the inerrancy of the Bible, as many evangelicals do. But in a pluralistic democracy, we have no choice. Politics depends on our ability to persuade each other of common aims based on a common reality. It involves the compromise, the art of what's possible. At some fundamental level, religion does not allow for compromise. It's the art of the impossible. If God has spoken, then followers are expected to live up to God's edicts, regardless of the consequences. To base one's life on such uncompromising commitments may be sublime, but to base our policy making on such commitments would be a dangerous thing. And if you doubt that, let me give you an example.

We all know the story of Abraham and Isaac. Abraham is ordered by God to offer up his only son, and without argument, he takes Isaac to the mountaintop, binds him to an altar, and raises his knife, prepared to act as God has commanded.

Of course, in the end God sends down an angel to intercede at the very last minute, and Abraham passes God's test of devotion.

But it's fair to say that if any of us leaving this church saw Abraham on a roof of a building raising his knife, we would, at the very least, call the police and expect the Department of Children and Family Services to take Isaac away from Abraham. We would do so because we do not hear what Abraham hears, do not see what Abraham sees, true as those experiences may be. So the best we can do is act in accordance with those things that we all see, and that we all hear, be it common laws or basic reason.

Those are the words Obama spoke, and some of which Dobson will presumably replay in his 18 minute radio screed.  But Dobson is (probably knowingly) very wrong in his interpretation of these words.  Obama doesn't say Dobson's followers "have no right to fight for what we believe"...quite the opposite.  He's saying they have to fight for what they believe through the democratic process - by convincing non-believers that the evangelist's values and policies are right and good.  Is this not evangelism defined?  Is this not what Jesus himself calls on his followers to do?

And far from being a "fruitcake interpretation" of the Constitution, this is in fact a brilliant reading of it, and is a roadmap for Christians who seek wider political acceptance of their views.  And lest we think Obama's just a big ol' anti-religion, 'keep God out of the public square' liberal, let's look at one more quote from that speech.

But a sense of proportion should also guide those who police the boundaries between church and state. Not every mention of God in public is a breach to the wall of separation - context matters. It is doubtful that children reciting the Pledge of Allegiance feel oppressed or brainwashed as a consequence of muttering the phrase "under God." I didn't. Having voluntary student prayer groups use school property to meet should not be a threat, any more than its use by the High School Republicans should threaten Democrats. And one can envision certain faith-based programs - targeting ex-offenders or substance abusers - that offer a uniquely powerful way of solving problems.

I wonder, does Dobson think this is a "fruitcake interpretation" of the Constitution?  Perhaps he would do well not to argue the Constitution with a professor of Constitutional law...

RIP George Carlin

Dead too young at 71. Carlin was eye-opening for me, with his take on culture, 7 dirty words, and one of my all-time favorite lines, suggesting that to piss off feminists all one needs to do is walk into the offices of NOW and say "which one of you cupcakes wants to come home, cook me a nice meal and give me a blowjob?". Obviously it's wrong on so many levels, but the visual on someone actually saying that has cracked me up for years!

And I've always appreciated his clear-eyed take on the ten commandments (which I got to see him deliver in person when he was just developing the bit and working off of notes). Apologies for the link, whoever transcribed it was an idiot, and I couldn't find a better version - but it's close enough to get the point.

Taken too soon. We'll miss you, George.

The alternate reality of Planet HRC

While sitting home sick this weekend (which sucks, I don't recommend it), I had the opportunity to watch the DNC Rules and Bylaws Committee decision and related reaction. I also had ample time to consider things about Hillary Clinton's campaign that have been on my nerves for weeks now. Hopefully I get this all out in a coherent fashion!

First off, the RBC not only did the right thing, they did more than was necessary. Both Florida and Michigan were well-informed of the outcome of their changed primary dates, and imporantly, Harold Ickes and other Clinton supporters on the committee, with Hillary's full support, voted last year to strip both states of their delegates. The only reason this is an issue is because she's lost and needs an issue to stir up her supporters.

A (very weak) case could be made for seating the full delegates - tactically, from Obama's perspective, it would really just delay the inevitable, and would assuage Michigan and Florida's voters. Who, of course, have been whipped into a froth about the issue with Hillary's incessant prodding. Realistically, though, this shouldn't happen. Both states knew what the outcome would be of changing their dates, and to give them a free pass would not only send the message that no rules need be enforced, but would be a big fuck you to states like Nevada and South Carolina who would have liked to be earlier, but complied with the rules. Florida's recent complaining that it was all the Republican legislature's fault, not the Democratic voters, rings empty to my ears. Really, Florida Democrats? You let Republicans dictate your party's nomination process? Let's not kid ourselves, they had the opportunity to adapt and use a caucus system to apportion their delegates. So, other than the opportunity to soothe the two state's feelings, the only real advantage to this would have been unplugging one of HRC's many bogus arguments.

Leaving things as they were was, tactically, a non-starter as well. It would have respected the rules, of course, but HRC has worked overtime to get those all tossed out the window anyway (since her campaign didn't understand them to start with, they must not matter). The anger Hillary's ginned up among her Michigan and Florida supporters would have gotten completely out of hand had they just left things alone. (Look at this lunatic for a barometer of the response that would have gotten...this person isn't even from Michigan or Florida, and is this unhinged despite the rules being changed in her candidate's favor!)

So, that leaves us with the solution we've got, which aside from Harold Icke's posturing, was supported by most of Hillary's supporters on the committee. It moves the goalpost out a bit, but frankly Obama should make up that difference this week and "end" it. I say "end" because I've lost faith in Hillary's sense of reason, and until I see differently, I assume she'll refuse to concede until the last delegate casts their vote in Denver. And for you Hillary supporters who are so up in arms about the Michigan uncommitted delegates being given to Obama (and don't forget the four "hijacked" delegates, woe is us!), even if they seated every delegate as is, she'd still be 130 delegates behind, and he'd only need 110 to seal the deal. She'd lose anyway. And frankly, had your candidate not been taking great pains to game the system ex post facto, and had evidence not indicated that Hillary supporters had made efforts to fill those uncommitted delegate slots for the national convention, this action would not have been necessary. Don't like that? Tough shit.

This brings us to the alternate reality on Planet HRC. You see, despite frothing up their supporters with the false hope that she could win if the full delegates were seated, the campaign knew that was never the case. They just wanted to be able to count Florida and Michigan (where, lest we forget, Obama kept his word and removed himself from the ballot) in their interpretation of the popular vote. You see, on planet HRC, if you include Florida and Michigan, both states where Obama respected the rules and agreements and Hillary did not, Hillary leads in the alternate reality popular vote. In the real world, of course, that only works if you throw out caucus states where she lost and ignore the Texas caucus, which counts in the delegate count but went for Obama. But it seems that if you talk to any HRC supporter at this point, their alternate reality has taken over their brain. (shame that the legacy media is buying into this fiction, too)

What other beliefs are truths in the alternate reality of Planet HRC? Well, that Obama will lose nationally to McCain, but Hillary would win. That her primary wins in "big states" translate into electoral college victory, but guaranteed losses for him. That he's run a "sexist" campaign. That he's somehow stolen the nomination from her. That he is, himself, a racist. And if reports yesterday are to be believed, some folks on Planet HRC now believe Obama is a murderer! Hooray - supporters of the woman who will forever be accused by Republicans of murdering Vince Foster now accuse their opponent of being a murderer because he, um, "took" the nomination from her (that chain email should hit the ol' inbox in 3..2..). At least most of them don't think he's a Muslim, although many of them are convinced that this belief is so widespread it will destroy him. Our only hope is Hillary! The one that goes unspoken, but is definitely a subtext here and infuriates me more than almost anything, is the idea that Hillary deserves the nomination because "women have suffered long enough"...which, of course, ignores the fact that Obama is a black man in a country famous for its past embrace of slavery and deeply ingrained racism!

To be clear:
A: No one "deserves" the nomination, except the person who earns it by winning primaries and caucuses.
B: Women have suffered. Blacks have suffered. Neither is comparable. And neither fact makes any member of those classes "qualified" to be President. To suggest so is ludicrous and stupid.

So let's address these. The idea that Obama can't win in November but she will is driven from current polls, which show her doing better than him against McCain in the electoral vote (Obama leads in national preference polls, she essentially ties). There are a couple factors at play here. One is Florida. She wins it, he's losing big. Thanks to Hillary's efforts, Florida is a lost cause. She's been at great pains to paint him as the devil there. The main issue, however, is that Obama is right now at his low point in the polls, after two months of constant attacks against his character and relentless scandal-mongering from the Clinton team. During those two months, aside from the Bosnia lie nonsense and the RFK gaffe, Clinton and McCain have both gone unexamined, both in their character, recent actions, and their history. Clinton and McCain are both at their high point in national polls. Clinton is one big bundle of scandals, none of which Obama has examined (nor has the media!). If she's your nominee, it's one after the other for months and months, plus her generally disagreeable nature during this campaign, and you've got a sad loss for a formerly promising candidate. Obama's seen the kitchen sink thrown at him, and a 10% lead in national polls against McCain is his low point. Cleaning up the electoral votes, even without Florida, is not just possible but likely. The reality is, once Democrats start pounding on McCain, and Democratic incumbents (there are more of them, remember!) start working with Obama, states will swing his direction.

The big state argument is laughably bogus. She won California, ergo Obama will lose to McCain? Fucking nonsense. She won New York, ergo he can't beat McCain there? Honestly, what idiot can actually believe this shit? She's guaranteed him a Florida loss, and my guess at the moment is she'll work to undermine him in Ohio as well, but if I'm right, neither state would be a loss on HIS merits, but rather would be due to HER efforts.

He's run a sexist campaign? He's a racist? He "stole" the nomination? Buh..what!? People in the media have certainly been sexist, no doubt, but Obama's been nothing but deferential throughout. The "sweetie" comment would have gone unnoticed by all but the most determined feminists had Hillary not turned the sexism filter up to 11. And the campaign that harbors Geraldine Ferraro and Harriet Christian ("an inadequate black male who wouldn't have run if it wasn't a white woman running!"), or which openly states they're the choice for "hard-working, white voters" certainly has little room to be casting the racism card. And as for "stole" the nomination...well, if your definition of "stole" is "won more delegates according to the rules", then yes.

Okay, you get the point. Planet HRC has some sort of reality-deflecting atmosphere that creates Harriet Christians. I have friends at work about whose sanity I've come to have my doubts...because their arguments about this have gone so far from being reasonable or rational that I simply can't understand them anymore. But the reality is, the only possible reason for all these Clinton supporters who claim they'll vote for McCain in the fall to actually do so is to give themselves the "I told you so" edge. They want to say he can't win, then work to guarantee it. And that, my friends, is a complete separation from reality as far as I'm concerned. Make no mistake: With Hillary's supporters, Obama wins in the fall. Without them, he (possibly) loses. It's that simple, and it's their choice, not his. Remember this when November 6th rolls around and we examine what happened. Did the fog lift? Did they make the right decision, or not? Time will tell.

Clinton and the pussification of Democrats

I've taken my shots at Hillary lately, but this one popped in my head today as I was reading this article about the Reverend Wright "flap".  In it, Washington "uncommitted" superdelegate Ed Cote (uncommitted in the sense that he hasn't made his intention to vote for Hillary public - yet) is quoted suggesting:

The Wright firestorm is "worrisome because it's created a lot of footage for people to make hit ads — ammunition for the Republicans."

As the Clinton folks have turned over every rock to suggest that winning = losing and losing = electability and Obama can't win despite every poll that says otherwise and common sense and basic math, they've often attacked him, then defended themselves with the "we're worried because Republicans will use this against him" defense.  Let's ignore the obvious concern-trolling and get to the underlying problem here...

What kind of pussies are these people?  Seriously, Republicans are going to throw the kitchen sink at Jesus if he runs as a Democrat.  Either Hillary or Obama are going to be "The Most Liberal Member of the Senate" and "Out of Touch With Americans" and "Out of the Mainstream", and they'll have lots of examples that they believe make their case.  So what? 

They'll use Wright against Obama?  And you're supposed to think they won't use the Bosnia nonsense against Hillary?  They won't use NAFTA, Bosnia, et al to show the American public that she's dishonest?  They won't nail her as a flip-flopper for her ever-shifting stance on Iraq?

Attention, Democratic pussies:  Republicans are going to call our candidates out of touch, out of the mainstream, tax and spend liberals who hate America and are traitors and are soft on crime/war/terror.  They do this not because it's an attack or a campaign strategy, but because it's their actual platform.  If you don't know this going in, and aren't prepared to stand up to it, please stay out of our elections.  You have neither the intelligence, foresight, nor balls to represent my Party. 

Thank you.

What hath prudence wrought?

Two stories catch my attention today. The first is a local story, about the Ferndale assistant track coach who went missing last week and was found, shot dead, on Tuesday. The other is the sad tale of the "D.C. Madam", who was found hanged in a shed on her mother's property this morning.

I'll touch on Deborah Palfrey's story first. At the link provided above, some commenters speculate that she was killed by the CIA or..well, someone, anyway, in an effort to keep her from spilling the names of clients, who we all know were well-connected political personalities and would, based on timing and the makeup of DC, be overwhelmingly Republican. I think it's sad that the behavior of people in our federal government the last few years has devolved to the point that I can't dismiss this as nonsense out of hand (although I do think it most likely that she offed herself). Where's the VRWC when you need them? They'd be dead-set certain that she was killed and would spend years and hundreds of millions of dollars spreading the rumors!

But what's really sad about this is that, in a way, our nation's prudish attitudes towards sex and sexuality are what most likely led to her demise. Because we're taught from an early age in this country that sex is a dirty thing, something to be hidden and be ashamed of (unless it's between the Catholic-approved one-man-one-woman(tm)!), we've made laws accordingly. Prostitution is pushed into the shadows and viewed with a moue of disgust, and all parties are viewed as dirty, cheap, deserving of whatever they get. Meanwhile, the prostitution industry flies along with millions of customers, including our neighbors, friends, coworkers, and often religious leaders. And who gets arrested? Yes, the police sometimes put together stings to arrest johns, and humiliate them with billboards and cable-access shows advertising the names and faces of those shameful horny men willing to pay for sex. (Don't get me started on this. How many men, with a wife who doesn't want sex but understands their urges and supports their visits to a prostitute, have to deal with an unnecessary shame? Some folks are pervs. But some are just people who are looking for something they can't get elsewhere, and shouldn't have to be ashamed of it)

But the people who really pay are the women. Deborah Palfrey paid with her life for this enforced shame. Her employee Brandy Britton, too, took her life rather than face the "shame" of being put on trial and going to jail for the sin of receiving money in exchange for a service.

In a statement yesterday, Flohr said that Britton's death "underscores an important question: Was the public benefited at all by the resources spent on her arrest and prosecution? As we ponder the apparent senselessness of her passing, we must openly wonder about . . . a criminal justice system that seeks to punish a person rather than heal them."

The article that quote is from describes her "selling herself as a call girl" in an idealized neighborhood with moms in minivans and kids on scooters - because the children must always be brought into it, as though a sex worker is going to burst out of their home at any moment and start corrupting the children. The article does not paint a flattering picture of her. She was a mess. But let's be clear - prostitution didn't make her a mess, it was how she paid her bills BECAUSE she was a mess. Women have a right to be messed up and choose dangerous professions - just as much as male messes who choose to go work, say, on a fishing boat have a right to earn money and continue living.

Why were these women prosecuted? How many married (or unmarried!) couples engage in sexual negotiations every day - 'Okay, I'll do it, but I get to go out with my friends tomorrow night'? How is that different? It's treating the body as a commodity, and if one chooses to do so, why is this society's problem? By shaming, ridiculing and outlawing prostitution, we've forced it into the dark alleys and hourly motels where the women practicing their trade have no safety, no protection, and by their very surroundings are assured that they have no worth in society. Those who become what the media loves to call "High-priced call girls" are the lucky ones; at least there is a formal business structure to provide some form of protection.

Of course, in the best of circumstances, even legalized prostitution will always bear the risk and certainty of women being used by men who respect them not at all - but at least, like any clerk in any store, they would have the benefit of being out in the open and assured of protection, rather than persecution, by the police.

Perhaps you think I'm naive. Men suffer when they're caught with prostitutes - look at Eliot Spitzer! Women are the losers here because they're being used! It's not their choice to be there! Maybe. Some women do find themselves forced into the sex trade - no doubt human trafficking is a huge problem. But would it exist if sex laws didn't create a black market for at-risk women?

And what of David Vitter? Two women are dead now. Two women, an employee and the CEO of the escort company he admits having used, are now dead. Eliot Spitzer's career does indeed lie in tatters (although not because he visited a prostitute; no, his career is dead because he was a hypocritical zealot who fell into a trap of his own making). Yet David Vitter continues to proudly represent Louisiana in the Senate. Did David Vitter pay to fuck Brandy Britton? Did he write a check or hand his credit card to an employee of Deborah Palfrey? We'll probably never know on the first count, and we know the answer to the second question is absolutely yes. Yet he remains a Senator, while those two women are now dead and gone, and would be in jail if they weren't. So who suffered here? And why?

I don't care who Congressmen fuck, nor how, nor why they do so. As long as they stay off the children (Mark Foley, you reading this?), they have as much right to a sex life, however kinky, as anyone else. But without the bizarro obsession/repulsion our society has with sex and laws designed to be used against women who do what wives around the world do every day, we'd never have heard of either Brandy Britton or Deborah Palfrey. And these women would both be alive today.

Now, on to the Ferndale coach, Jeremy Scully. Since his body was found, the media has been working overtime to get information from the police about the case, and what did they find? That he's a member on an "adult swinger site". Naturally, they've found themselves unable to pursue any other angle, because OMG!! HE HAS TEH SEX!! SEX MAY HAVE CAUSE HIS DETH!1! Since police are looking at people he may have met on this website, it must be talked about in every story about him. What we have not heard from the media (until today) is what ELSE the police is looking into. What do you bet he was also a member of a site where people discuss fantasy football? Or politics? Would the media suppose the killer may come from those sites? What if he's a member of Meetup.com? I mean, adults go there to meet online prior to meeting in realspace, right?

The prudery of our society leads to this salacious idea that someone trying to meet other people to have sex is somehow a sign of dangerous tendencies. Well, what are we doing when we go to a bar? When we introduce ourselves to an attractive stranger in the produce section? It's no different.

Some people are interested in anal sex. Some like to be tied up and spanked. Or asphyxiated. Or dressed up in a diaper. This person, apparently, enjoyed sex outside the confines of his relationship (and with his girlfriend's blessing). Maybe group sex, too, who knows? Some people enjoy that. Why should this fact be splashed across the news after his death? Why should it lead to immediate assumptions that whatever bad person killed him must be connected to this part of his life and not some other?

Because our society is afraid of our "private parts". As a society, we've taught ourselves that sex is dirty instead of natural. Despite the fact that we all have sex, we all have kinks (whether large or small), we think the only other people having sex, especially kinky sex, must be dirty and bad. This fear poisons our thinking, and leads to the unnecessary distractions and posthumous shaming of a murdered man, and the unnecessary shaming of prostitutes, gays, masturbators...anyone who allows themselves to be sexual. This fear leads to talk of "lifestyles", the suggestion that any non-hetero non-secret non-vanilla sex is the only thing that defines a person's life, as though Jeremy Scully was helplessly fucking his way through the day and gay kids in Snoqualmie are storming the halls of their high school blowing football players.

Those people who like anal sex, group sex, being dressed up as cats or babies...their "lifestyle" involves going to work. Eating out with friends. Enjoying sports, or opera. Reading the paper. Cleaning the house. Skiing. Just the same lifestyle as the heterosexual-secret-vanilla sex loving populace. Sex is a private matter, and everyone has their own twist that is only relevant during the actual sex act. It ceases being relevant when your pants go back on.

So. The bottom line is, I'm sad for Jeremy Scully and his family. I'm sad that his life was lost. I'm sad that this was known to the police and the media on Sunday:

Documents from the Skagit County District Court show Jeremy Scully was on his
way to do roofing work at her and her husband's home when he went missing last
week.
It was at their home Sunday that sheriff's investigators executed a search warrant looking for clues in the murder of Jeremy Scully. Inside they recovered several weapons, ammunition, computers and some marijuana.

The day Scully was supposed to help, the man called his wife from Squires Lake trailhead asking her to come pick him up. That's about a mile and a half down the road from where Scully's car was later found abandoned.

When interviewed by police, the wife admitted she was having an affair with Jeremy Scully. As for her husband, during an interview he alluded to officers that Scully was dead.

I'm sad that the media knew this on Sunday, and on Tuesday elected to run with a story intended to titillate viewers, and designed to embarrass and shame his friends and family. Because you know what this sounds like? It sounds like he found someone who shared his desires, and that person's husband objected. Sex is natural. So is hurt, and broken hearts, and anger. And sometimes those things lead to murder. That's not a dirty sex thing - it's a dishonesty thing.

Our society's fear of sex has, unnecessarily, led to the death of two women and the shaming of a dead man. And for that, I am sad today.

Switzer runs

I'm running again (I've lost 21 switzerpounds since last October, baby!), so that's good. I'm trying to build a base so I can start training, in September, for the Las Vegas Half-Marathon. Today was a banner day; put in 5.5 miles in a time that shall not be revealed because I've lost my youthful vigor and speed and it's none of your business and why can't you just be happy for me because I ran and I'm being healthy and stop looking at my belly, it's getting smaller for God's sake and it's none of your business anyway. Now, using the kick-ass tool Map my Run, I can put my routes up here for your amusement! So I do:

For the Mt. Si High School GSA Day of Silence