Dori Monson: Idiot

And I'm not the only one that thinks so. In my ongoing installments of "who finds me on Google", today I see that some blessed soul found me listed third if you Google "DORI MONSON IS AN IDIOT". Yes. Yes, he is, indeed, and I'm glad to be third on the list when you google that phrase.

It turns out when you google "is an idiot" (which I'd decided was the trigger bringing people to me - no such luck), you get the greatest fucking one-page site ever, Kip Hawley Is An Idiot. dot com. For those who don't know and didn't follow the link, Kip Hawley is the TSA director who decided we couldn't carry water on a plane because some native English Palestinians had hatched some lame-brain scheme to build a plane on a bomb using Gatorade, which wouldn't work. So we don't check luggage point-to-point, but for six weeks we were all in mortal fear of lipstick. Kip Hawley, like Dori Monson and myself, is definitely an idiot.